The Mitten

July 23, 2019

After a 15-year absence, I’m finally back in my hometown of Detroit, MI—specifically, the suburbs of Detroit, but I will be spending time visiting areas within the city limits. Being back after all these years has reminded me that there are certain words and phrases that only people who grew up in Michigan understand the meanings of. 

So if you’re not from Michigan and want to do business in Michigan, it may be helpful to learn these certain words and phrases. 

On the website mlive.com, Jessica Shepherd spells it out in an article she titled, “How to talk like a Michigander: 17 terms only we understand.” I’m presenting the list as it was published, without the accompanying photos. Please go to the website to see the pictures. I’ve also added my own personal commentary in italics. 

Yooper 

yoop-er (noun): A nickname for a native or resident of Michigans Upper Peninsula 

The pronouncer I would give is YOOP-er. Accent on the first syllable. 

Troll 

troll (noun): used predominantly by residents of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, a usually-derogatory name for a native or resident of the Lower Peninsula 

Coney 

Co-ney (noun): A beef hot dog, in a bun, covered in meat sauce, onions, and mustard 

The meat sauce is actually chili without beans. 

Michigan left 

Mich-i-gan left (noun): A U-turn-style left-hand turn on a divided road that is prevalent in southern Michigan. 

We sometimes called this a “boulevard left.” 

Bumpy cake 

Bump-y cake (noun): originated by Sanders Chocolates in Detroit, a devil's food cake covered with buttercream bumps, topped with chocolate ganache 

Mitten 

mit-ten (noun): A term of endearment for the state of Michigan, which has a shape resembling a hand, typically used by residents of the state 

If a Michigander were trying to show you where he/she is from in Michigan, they would hold up their right hand with all fingers together with the palm facing you, and then point to spot on their hand that coincides with the geographic location in the state. 

Pop 

pop (noun): a sugary, carbonated beverage, sometimes referred to as soda (don't even try to start with that calling everything a Coke business) 

Pasty 

past-y (noun): a savory pastry, typically filled with meat and vegetables; not typically seen at a strip club 

The pronouncer I would give here is PASTE-ee. They’re delicious. 

Party store 

par-ty store (noun): an establishment where a Michigander can buy alcohol, cigarettes, lottery tickets, snacks, and more (but not typically party supplies) 

The Thumb 

the Thumb (noun): a rural region of Michigan, located on the east side of the Lower Peninsula, that looks like a thumb on the hand that is our state 

Downriver 

down-riv-er (noun): following the flow of the Detroit River, a location that is south of Detroit (examples include Wyandotte, Monroe) 

South Detroit 

South De-troit (noun): a fictional location created by former Journey frontman Steve Perry 

The area due south from downtown Detroit is Windsor, Ontario, Canada. 

The Bridge 

the bridge (noun): how to refer to the only bridge that matters—the Mackinac Bridge, which connects the Lower Peninsula to the Upper Peninsula 

The bar 

the bar (noun): the default name of the drinking establishment where you are sipping (or chugging) beer tonight 

Up north 

up north (noun): the place you visit during summer weekends and the occasional spring, fall, and winter weekends; a term used by Lower Peninsula Michiganders to refer to any place north of where they live 

Downstate 

down-state (noun): the place you return to after a weekend up north 

Deer camp 

deer camp (noun): a place in the woods where hunters go to mostly drink beer; no, its not a summer camp for deer 

At the bottom of her list, Shepherd asks, “Did we miss something?” 

I would say the list is right on the money. I would have added “Hockeytown.” This refers to the fan base of the Detroit Red Wings. If you hear it in reference to any team other than the Red Wings, it’s wrong. 

Another honorable mention from me is “The DIA” which refers to the Detroit Institute of Arts. But those two additions just might be too Detroit-centric rather than state-wide references.